wal-mart

so i was walking in through the automatic doors at america's favorite supercenter and nearly got run down by a distracted man who was having a conversation with someone behind him. i smiled a 'don't worry about it, no harm done' smile and then he grumbled 'oh sure, come in through the out door'. i looked up at the clearly posted enter sign on the sliding door and was about to say something smart about his stupidity when i realized that i had to bite my tongue because he had FAKE LEGS!!